Is Primer ? Really the God of Energy?
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Arts & Entertainment
Nov 17, 2007
Archana Johnson
Is Primer ? Really the God of Energy?
According to the DelHagen Brothers, Jacob and Tim, Primer ? is the God of Energy. It isn?t hard to believe, once you?ve tried this funky new caffeinated energy spray, you?ll be zipping through the clubs! Primer ? comes in a crazy translucent tube that can be discreetly tucked into a shirt pocket or a clutch for extra energy boosts all night long.
So, where does this God of Energy come from? The rich beverage so many energy-addicts chug every day at work or school . . . coffee. Originally discovered in Ethiopia by the nomads tending their flocks, coffee has become a stimulant that many people around the world just can?t live without! But there are plenty of side effects to drinking too much coffee, such as, it works as a diuretic and can stain your teeth. Enter Primer ?, The God of Energy, derived from the powerful caffeine found in coffee and condensed into a simple tube that fits into your pocket, where you can carry your newfound religion with you at all times.
Creating a God is no small feat, but the DelHagen Brothers have pulled it off. And the God of Energy, otherwise known as Primer ?, is becoming a huge hit at clubs all over the US, with bartenders inventing brand new drinks and shots to worship their new god, involving the potent caffeine blast that comes in every spray for a super energizing cocktail. One such club is Mad Jack's Rack Shack where the Primer ? Bomb was first invented. This shot really is a bomb, with a shot of Rumple Mints and a couple blasts of Primer ? energy spray . . . you?ll be up all night long!
Recently, the DelHagen Brothers were offered a commercial distribution nationwide . . . and they turned it down! Why? They preferred to take their God underground where it could be enjoyed by all, far from the corporate giants . . . after all, everyone knows what happens to religion when it is taken over by the Establishment! To avoid that control, Primer ? energy spray is far, far from being commercial. It?s available to anyone, and anyone can buy wholesale cases to sell. That means you can either sell this energizing breath spray in a store or just have it to sell to your friends and family . . . or, if you are truly an energy spray addict, just get it cheaper for your own personal use!
Primer ? is currently being worshiped in a variety of methods, enjoying huge popularity in clubs and bars. But that?s not the only place you?ll find this God of Energy. Some people are more discreet about their religion, keeping it close to their chest . . . literally. The little tube of energy spray can be found in the breast pocket of many a weary office worker, looking to take the edge off a day and get just a little more energy than the office coffeepot will provide. Students take it to school, taxi drivers use it to stay awake, Primer ? is everywhere!
Primer ??s unique formula is designed to be absorbed easily under the tongue, where it can quickly penetrate the bloodstream, making it effective far faster than any energy drink on the market. See, energy drinks work by going through the digestive process. They have to pass through the stomach and into the intestines in order for the caffeine and other active ingredients to begin working. But not this energy spray! Primer ? works fast and carries enough caffeine to please, well, a god! Archana Johnson - Entertainment Writer - Covering Primer usage in Clubs. http://www.itsgotime.com send email to Archana Johnson
So, where does this God of Energy come from? The rich beverage so many energy-addicts chug every day at work or school . . . coffee. Originally discovered in Ethiopia by the nomads tending their flocks, coffee has become a stimulant that many people around the world just can?t live without! But there are plenty of side effects to drinking too much coffee, such as, it works as a diuretic and can stain your teeth. Enter Primer ?, The God of Energy, derived from the powerful caffeine found in coffee and condensed into a simple tube that fits into your pocket, where you can carry your newfound religion with you at all times.
Creating a God is no small feat, but the DelHagen Brothers have pulled it off. And the God of Energy, otherwise known as Primer ?, is becoming a huge hit at clubs all over the US, with bartenders inventing brand new drinks and shots to worship their new god, involving the potent caffeine blast that comes in every spray for a super energizing cocktail. One such club is Mad Jack's Rack Shack where the Primer ? Bomb was first invented. This shot really is a bomb, with a shot of Rumple Mints and a couple blasts of Primer ? energy spray . . . you?ll be up all night long!
Recently, the DelHagen Brothers were offered a commercial distribution nationwide . . . and they turned it down! Why? They preferred to take their God underground where it could be enjoyed by all, far from the corporate giants . . . after all, everyone knows what happens to religion when it is taken over by the Establishment! To avoid that control, Primer ? energy spray is far, far from being commercial. It?s available to anyone, and anyone can buy wholesale cases to sell. That means you can either sell this energizing breath spray in a store or just have it to sell to your friends and family . . . or, if you are truly an energy spray addict, just get it cheaper for your own personal use!
Primer ? is currently being worshiped in a variety of methods, enjoying huge popularity in clubs and bars. But that?s not the only place you?ll find this God of Energy. Some people are more discreet about their religion, keeping it close to their chest . . . literally. The little tube of energy spray can be found in the breast pocket of many a weary office worker, looking to take the edge off a day and get just a little more energy than the office coffeepot will provide. Students take it to school, taxi drivers use it to stay awake, Primer ? is everywhere!
Primer ??s unique formula is designed to be absorbed easily under the tongue, where it can quickly penetrate the bloodstream, making it effective far faster than any energy drink on the market. See, energy drinks work by going through the digestive process. They have to pass through the stomach and into the intestines in order for the caffeine and other active ingredients to begin working. But not this energy spray! Primer ? works fast and carries enough caffeine to please, well, a god! Archana Johnson - Entertainment Writer - Covering Primer usage in Clubs. http://www.itsgotime.com send email to Archana Johnson
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